Nov 2, 200901:02 PM

Facebook Ate My Brain

Facebook Ate My Brain

Barry Glenn got up this morning and put on one shoe, then the other.
10 people liked this.
9 people said they did the very same thing.
8 people asked which shoe I put on first.
7 people recommended that I become friends with other people who wear shoes.
6 people said “LOL! Working for the weekend! ROFL!’’
5 people asked me to become a fan of “Shoes First.’’
4 people tagged my left shoe in a photo.
3 people said I should start playing “Shoeville.’’
2 people linked to a New York Times story about a proposed shoe tax.
1 person asked me to take the “What Kind of Shoe Are You? Quiz."
Next: I’m drinking a cup of coffee.

Nov 11, 2009 08:09 pm
 Posted by  Anonymous

This is hilarious.

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Barry Glenn used to love to play Monopoly—until he learned that unlimited borrowing from the bank wasn’t really allowed. And doesn’t that just about sum up today’s economic climate, Mr. Moneybags? All of which is to say that this blog has nothing to do with the economy or Monopoly. “Metropoly” just sounded good. Barry, managing editor of Orlando magazine since April 2009, likes to ask himself a lot of questions while driving or watching Cops. Things like “Why did they only widen this road to three lanes when they probably had money for four?” Or “Why are pigs on barbecue signs always so jolly?” Sometimes logic doesn’t wear a seatbelt. Please join Barry as he swerves into the median and overturns.

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