The Way Things Have to Be
Nov 2, 2009
Facebook Ate My Brain
Barry Glenn got up this morning and put on one shoe, then the other.
10 people liked this.
9 people said they did the very same thing.
8 people asked which shoe I put on first.
7 people recommended that I become friends with other people who wear shoes.
6 people said “LOL! Working for the weekend! ROFL!’’
5 people asked me to become a fan of “Shoes First.’’
4 people tagged my left shoe in a photo.
3 people said I should start playing “Shoeville.’’
2 people linked to a New York Times story about a proposed shoe tax.
1 person asked me to take the “What Kind of Shoe Are You? Quiz."
Next: I’m drinking a cup of coffee.